Literature
I Hate to Have You Gone .::America::.
"Welcome to your new math class, kiddos. My name is Mr. Alfred Jones, but if you really want to, you can call me Mr. J." Alfred gave a big smile to his newest freshman class. He's been working at North Central for about five years, and those five years have been hectic.
The class before him stared in awe, taking in the appearance of their math teacher. He was much more attractive than anyone expected! He can't possibly be single, could he? One girl decided to be brave and ask the question, so she raised her hand. Once the teacher noticed it, he smiled and said, "Yeah, what's up?"
"Do you have a girlfriend, or are you at least married?"
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